While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
When not flying first class to six-figure speaking engagements, the politician requires that her private jet “MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger.” Yes, the Wasilla sage is as down to earth as ever.
Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Louisiana business
Do not get caught sans pants and pleasuring yourself inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a Lowe's home improvement store.