While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
When not flying first class to six-figure speaking engagements, the politician requires that her private jet “MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger.” Yes, the Wasilla sage is as down to earth as ever.
Man shoved the purloined pet into his shorts, Florida police say
Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Cops are looking for the suspect who fled a Petland after stashing a $650 weasel in his shorts.