Before the rapper tucks into his backstage grub, it must be “inspected for hair.” This demand originally appeared on a Notorious B.I.G. rider, which derivative Diddy just sampled.
"Deez-Nuts appeared to be highly intoxicated," Colorado cop noted
The defendant was sentenced to deez penalties: a year’s probation, a $463 fine, and an order to maintain "absolute sobriety," according to court records.