While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
The chart-topping singer will not suffer sweaty or smelly cheese in her backstage spread. And the avant garde Haus of Gaga must also be outfitted with a "whole roasted chicken."
Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Louisiana business
Do not get caught sans pants and pleasuring yourself inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a Lowe's home improvement store.