While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
The Icelandic star, who travels with a chef named Numi, desires a "homely atmosphere" backstage. And she may need sessions with an acupuncturist, masseuse, or reflexologist.
Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Louisiana business
Do not get caught sans pants and pleasuring yourself inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a Lowe's home improvement store.