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Making a good first impression is tough when you can't remember basic information.
The shower prank is a solid 6.5, but the scream is nothing short of a perfect 10.
When videos go viral! Too viral...
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There are many obstacles we face in life, for this drunken man one of those obstacles is a sinking kayak. I'm not sure how his kayak began to sink, but that's really not important, what we do know is that his friend Sarah can do nothing to help him. He could probably just stand up and flip his kayak over, but that would require not regressing to a crying man-child -- and that's definitely not happening.
"Sarah help me, paaleeezzz help me. Oh nooooo *glug, glug, glug*
R.I.P. sad drunken kayak guy.
Going to college never felt so stupid.
Many of you will likely be starting college this week, which means that this is the PERFECT opportunity to tell you that you've made a huge mistake. "Whaa??? How??? I thought..." Nope. Sure, college is going to be a fun time, filled with new friends and experiences that will make you a more well-rounded individual. Just know that it's going to cost you probably a quarter of a million dollars for a piece of paper that will only get you a low-paying internship that leads to another low-paying internship that maybe leads to a low-paying job. Shit sucks, I know. Let Above Average cue you in to the real college experience.
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My advice, become a famous rapper or pro athlete and line up some solid corporate sponsors. I hear energy drinks pay well.
It can't be easy being a parent these days, especially when trying to teach the kids important life lessons and having to compete with Instagram, Vine, Twitter, and every other social media outlet out there.
Sponsored by Netflix's "Bojack Horseman."
Does EVERYTHING cause cancer?
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Goats + hip-hop = the future of music. Okay, not really, but it's Dr. Dre, DMX and a bunch of goats -- it's not rocket science, just random silliness because that's what Vine was meant for. Enjoy the musical genius that is hip-hop and goats. I'm h...
Whether it's from a weird unknown sound, a clean shaven daddy no longer with a beard, or the crippling realization that you are not a "single lady," some children's first reaction is to -- you guessed it -- cry. Yup, all good reasons to break down...
Don't get me wrong -- visuals are important in erotica -- but the true activity is on the aural level.
This boy has a future as a condom spokesperson.
Anything beats diet and exercise.
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I know you like to think your pets enjoy wearing sweaters and pink tutus, but the truth -- they fucking hate yo...
Proof that adorable British children can make just about anything interesting again.
I think everyone agrees that pop songs require MORE FARTS.