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Lotta Snapchat dick action going down this week. First, we had the girl who used it to give a tutorial on how to take the proper dick pic ( a skill any douche must master) and now, we have a guy who spent an entire year documenting his dick illustrations. Yeah, it's kind of a weird hobby, but not everybody is into coin collecting, okay?! Some people just want to draw goofy penises.
Perhaps next year Dominic Intagliata can draw a vagina a day. Or butts! Ooh, how about butthole a day, just to get like, really creative with it.
I'm not entirely sure why somebody felt the need to reinvent Dexter's iconic opening credits with a 1980s Polish setting, but they did, and it's kind of great. Shot for shot this Polskie Dexter goes through his morning routine, only he's eating bl...
Sorry, but your Grandpa was a creep.
Hey potheads and people who love ice cream (pretty much everybody)! You might soon be able to eat yourself into an ice cream coma and get high at the same time. Ice cream giants Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield revealed that they'd be open to making...
This dog probably thought it had stumbled upon the Holy Grail when it found its oversized stick, but little did it know, such a fortune would come with a price. That price being, that it's really hard to carry a giant stick through a narrow fence ...
You mean you haven't been anticipating a JCVD guest appearance on My Little Pony? Well, you're getting one anyways, because that's how the internet works. It gives you weird shit that you wouldn't expect to happen in a 100 lifetimes. Now watch Jean-Claude kick some magical pony ass.
Jean-Claude released some fair-use green screen footage of himself doing action stunts earlier this year, and people got creative with it. Just in case you were wondering how this bizarre footage came into existence.
Pretty awesome and definitely magical, but still not as good as Bloodsport.
There are few things I enjoy as much as watchng a hot plate of internet justice dished out to a deserving asshole. Jack Vale took it upon himself to call a phon...
Sending out résumés SUCKS! Like, on the suck-o-meter, it's right below trying to get someone on the phone with Time Warner customer service. Making one's résumé standout to a job recruiter from the other 800 resumes for a single job can be a tricky thing to pull off. To get an edge over his competition when applying for a job at Snapchat, Elski Felson pieced together a résumé using only Snapchats.
Maybe it's not the standard résumé, but you gotta give the guy some credit for creativity. It's at least better than tweeting your résumé, right?
Just look at those presentation and research skills.
Need a simple, cheap, and effective shortcut to success? Just pretend you have it already. This man is the ultimate testament to "act like you belong." And also "tuxedoed white guys can go anywhere."
French weather reporter Fanny Agostini had it rough the other week, when during a live weather report from Normandy she got pwned by Poseidon himself. I don't speak French, but I think she called th...
File under "butt-clenchingly terrifying." Watch this first-person POV of a real-life superhero save, that takes place while a skydiver has a seizure free-falling thousands of feet in the air.
There comes a day in every parent's life when they've got to let their little hatchling fly the nest. It's a poignant moment, one that SNL captured beautifully in this delicate commercial sketch. Is someone cutting onions in here?
When a crime is committed against an overly sensitive millennial, New York City's police call in a special squad of cops to deal with the case: the Overly Sensitive Victim's Unit. They want to catch the bad guys, but it's like, reeeaaallly difficult when the victim refuses to see race, or gender, or height, or really any sort of distinguishable charateristic at all.
Look out, bad guys like this dirt bag are EVERYWHERE.
Broad City's Ilana Glazer & Abbi Jacobson are the sort of BFF duo you want to instantly glom onto. It's what keeps their show so consistently fun, and makes them the perfect interview subjects in this backstage Tonight Show segment.
Watch as these two fumbling sisters beg their dickish brother Roman into helping them pump their own gas. This Roman jerk just sits in the driver's seat and films them, for his (and our) sadistic enjoyment.
We're all blessed with certain talents, and for a man named Nono, that talent is squealing like 500 lb sow. And man is he ever good at making some pig noises. Like, the guy puts Ned Beatty to shame.
Nothing's funkier than Post-Edwardian British class struggles.
I hope you're ready for the biggest (or at least most wtf-is-going-on-in-the-world) technological advance of the century. You can now charge your electronics by masturbation. Yup, the dark days of cranking one out simply for pleasure/boredom are over.
The computer scientists at Pornhub -- of course THEY have scientists -- have developed a wearable that will allow you to charge your elctronics as you violate your own body. Cool. *laughs like Butt-head.
And the name of this ground-shaking new invention... THE WANKBAND! It's all part of their way to save the planet, one jerk session at a time.
We truly live in an amazing time. A sex-obsessed amazing time.
Madonna's stage fall at the Brit Awards might have looked like an accident, but that's hardly the case. The real blame falls on Goku who was in a battle with Captain Ginyu at the time. As the video evidence shows, Madonna's tumble was all because of a Kamehameha fail.