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Some people see nothing special in re-sharing a funny internet video...others know the meaning of true heroism.
If you've ever seen 'Dead Poet's Society' then the following scene should be familiar: An oppressive close-minded instructor forcing his outdated views on his students, despite their wishes. In the movie, Robin Williams' character was hired to teach and tried to create change, until his methods got him fired. In a show of solidarity & support, his students delivered the well-known 'O Captain! My Captain!' speech.
Well, this SNL parody, 'Farewell Mr. Bunting' seemed to be taking an identical tone; Mr. Bunting had just stopped by to pick up his stuff after an apparent firing. But what happens next is best viewed for yourself.
Sometimes you reach out from a dark place--this is NOT one of those times.
Exercising can be tough - it's difficult to motivate yourself into giving up precious free-time to exhausting yourself further, it's expensive (and inconvenient) to join a gym, and - in the end - exercising just isn't all that exciting. I mean, most people would rather just be sitting at home, having sex or watching porn (or some combination of both, no judgment here).
But what if you could COMBINE what you WANT to be doing (wink wink) with actual quantifiable exercise? Welcome to PornHub's newest initiative, BangFit.
It has exercise videos (just like any normal exercise routine would), it tells you how many calories you've burned at the end (just like any normal exercise routine would), and you'll probably orgasm during it at least once (just like....well, nevermind). And if you're worried that it's purely sex-based, don't worry - there's always a "One Player" option.
Of course, you'll need to get a specific BangFit belt so the app can properly track your movements and calculate your calories being burned, but that seems like a small price to pay for actually being able to lose weight AND orgasm.
Or, ya know, you can just continue to give your right arm a workout for the rest of time. Up to you!