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I Wish the Dog Would Stop Watching Us Have Sex

Fri, 2014-12-19 13:49

Who's a good voyeur? You are!

This Jenga Move Will Never be Topped

Fri, 2014-12-19 13:31

You can stop regaling friends and colleagues of that one epic game of Jenga you had four summers ago, because there's now a new queen on the Jenga throne. This is some next level ninja shit right here. (Assuming that ninjas take time out for the occasional Jenga game.)

Source: dkbobby

And that's how it's done, kids. 

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13 Things You Think Are True, But Aren't

Thu, 2014-12-18 12:50

Everything you know is wrong.

How To Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift

Thu, 2014-12-18 12:14

Give the gift of lying.

You Misheard Every Hit Song This Year

Thu, 2014-12-18 11:04

"Huh, you mean the lyrics aren't 'suck my milk, made sour free'?" Nope, you've just been singing every pop song's lyrics incorrectly for the entire year. Or maybe you haven't, I don't know what you sing while driving to work. Plenty of the hit son...

The Force is Strong With House's Awesome 'Star Wars' Light Display

Wed, 2014-12-17 18:07

How do you let your neighbors know that you're like, REALLY pumped for the new Star Wars movie? By driving them insane with a 10,000 light display that syncs up with the movie's theme music. 

Source: tombetgeorge

Bask in the Star Wars house's illuminating glory. Feel the Force and its festive presence. And then be glad that you're not the one who has to pay their electric bill. 

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Finally, Somebody Wrote a Song About Getting High on Christmas

Wed, 2014-12-17 14:09

Somehow we've made it through 2,013 Christmases without somebody writing a song about getting blazed on Santa's private mistletoe stash. That is until Dent May came along and penned "I'l...

Unseen Clip of Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch Doing an NPR Parody

Wed, 2014-12-17 13:43

Both Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch honed their improv chops at Chicago's Second City before moving on to SNL fame in the late 90s. And now we have video evidence of Tina and Rachel in action with this just released clip of them performing a ...

This is How Tampon Commercials Would Look if Directed by Men

Wed, 2014-12-17 11:39

Tampons. Vaginas. Wow, is that stuff crazy, right? It's probably a good thing that men aren't making tampon commercials, because women would probably be subjected to a lot of idiotic dialogue like "it goes in the butthole," "super Kool-Aid absorbe...

The Ultimate Supercut of Cats Destroying Christmas Trees

Wed, 2014-12-17 11:20

Whether you're fully into the holiday spirit or are counting the days until January, there's something that we can all get behind -- cats going apeshit on Christmas trees. 

When Will We Learn That Our Status Updates Mean Nothing to Megatron?

Tue, 2014-12-16 16:01

Holy shit does Megatron hate selfies. Here I was thinking my great uncle hated selfies more than anyone else in the galaxy, but it's Megatron who has zero interest in your "library of forgotten photographs."

A Hero Mom Called Into C-SPAN To Chastise Her Sons

Tue, 2014-12-16 14:05

No matter how old you are, you're never too old to have your mom call you out for running your mouth. Brothers Brad and Dallas Woodhouse found this out when their mother called into their segment on C-SPAN to berate them for arguing so much during the holiday season.

One brother is a conservative and the other is a liberal, and their mom isn't having any of it this Christmas.

"I'm hoping you'll have some of this out of your system when you come here for Christmas. I would really like a peaceful Christmas," she said. 

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Jake and Amir: Serial

Tue, 2014-12-16 14:00

God blast this podcast.

Bill Nye Knows That Evolution is Better Explained With Emojis

Tue, 2014-12-16 12:39

Bill "official science guy" Nye wants to convince evolution's naysayers and is turning to the one thing that young people can understand -- emojis. 

Source: mashable

Emoji's are already confusing enough, so I'm not entirely confident on their ability to tell the story of life's transformation since the dawn of time, but it I think it goes a little something like this... So the little yellow smiley faces are all connected, and then the rain drop pictures, and the smiley-faced sun changed the yellow smiley faces into purple space invaders which multiplied over time to this guy... ...

An Orchestra Invaded a New Jersey Neighborhood to Play Christmas Carols

Tue, 2014-12-16 11:45

Normally Christmas caroling is limited to a handful of people all singing "Jingle Bells" out of tune, but a family in New Jersey recently was treated to a 20-person brass orchestra and 13-person choir.

To pull off the epic stunt, the team f...

This is How You Recover From an Embarrassing Moment

Tue, 2014-12-16 11:18

I've seen enough treadmill fail videos to know that treadmills are motorized death traps waiting to put me on my ass. Using one at the gym when OTHER PEOPLE are around -- not a chance. This guy made the mistake of checking out a girl while using one, yet managed to save himself from utter embarrassment at the last second... sorta. 

Source: romanatwood

Even if the video is staged, it's still a pretty smooth move to use next time you fall on your face at the gym. 

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Cards Against Humanity Sold 30,000 People Actual Bullsh*t

Mon, 2014-12-15 17:46

Over Black Friday, Cards Against Humanity ran a special where they offered to send customers actual bullshit -- and 30,000 people* took them up on the offer. CAH made good on their advertising and people have recently begun receiving the pricey poo they forked over their cash for. 

Source: kevin

The card game was selling the poop for $6 a turd and even after game creator Max Temkin tweeted out that it was just you know, shit, people continued to hand over their money. By the end of the day Cards Against Humanity was sold out of bullshit. 

Well done, CAH, you literally accomplished what every company since the dawn of capitalism has been trying to do. 

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Somebody Remade the 'Tales From the Crypt' Intro with CGI and it's Amazing

Mon, 2014-12-15 15:40

Never mind the often gory and always campy stories featured in the HBO horror series Tales From the Crypt, the intro alone was enough to give me the creeps as a kid. 

Just about

This Old Guy On A Scooter Ruined Two Motorcyclists' Cute-Meet

Sun, 2014-12-14 16:17

It's a tale as old as time: badass motorcycle guy meets badass motorcycle lady at a stoplight, and they ride off in tandem straight for the Bone Zone. But this old guy wasn't having any of that.

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Martin Freeman Stars In SNL's 'The Office: Middle Earth'

Sun, 2014-12-14 11:23

Martin Freeman took on hosting duties on SNL last night, reprising his two most beloved roles in this one pitch-perfect mashup sketch.

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