College Humor

There are few things I enjoy as much as watchng a hot plate of internet justice dished out to a deserving asshole. Jack Vale took it upon himself to call a phon...

Sending out résumés  SUCKS! Like, on the suck-o-meter, it's right below trying to get someone on the phone with Time Warner customer service. Making one's résumé standout to a job recruiter from the other 800 resumes for a single job can be a tricky thing to pull off. To get an edge over his competition when applying for a job at Snapchat, Elski Felson pieced together a résumé using only Snapchats. 

Maybe it's not the standard résumé, but you gotta give the guy some credit for creativity. It's at least better than tweeting your résumé, right?

Just look at those presentation and research skills. 

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Need a simple, cheap, and effective shortcut to success? Just pretend you have it already. This man is the ultimate testament to "act like you belong." And also "tuxedoed white guys can go anywhere."

French weather reporter Fanny Agostini had it rough the other week, when during a live weather report from Normandy she got pwned by Poseidon himself. I don't speak French, but I think she called th...

File under "butt-clenchingly terrifying." Watch this first-person POV of a real-life superhero save, that takes place while a skydiver has a seizure free-falling thousands of feet in the air.

There comes a day in every parent's life when they've got to let their little hatchling fly the nest. It's a poignant moment, one that SNL captured beautifully in this delicate commercial sketch. Is someone cutting onions in here?

When a crime is committed against an overly sensitive millennial, New York City's police call in a special squad of cops to deal with the case: the Overly Sensitive Victim's Unit. They want to catch the bad guys, but it's like, reeeaaallly difficult when the victim refuses to see race, or gender, or height, or really any sort of distinguishable charateristic at all. 

Source: dangoodman

Look out, bad guys like this dirt bag are EVERYWHERE. 

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Broad City's Ilana Glazer & Abbi Jacobson are the sort of BFF duo you want to instantly glom onto. It's what keeps their show so consistently fun, and makes them the perfect interview subjects in this backstage Tonight Show segment.

Watch as these two fumbling sisters beg their dickish brother Roman into helping them pump their own gas. This Roman jerk just sits in the driver's seat and films them, for his (and our) sadistic enjoyment.

We're all blessed with certain talents, and for a man named Nono, that talent is squealing like 500 lb sow. And man is he ever good at making some pig noises. Like, the guy puts Ned Beatty to shame. 

Nothing's funkier than Post-Edwardian British class struggles.

I hope you're ready for the biggest (or at least most wtf-is-going-on-in-the-world) technological advance of the century. You can now charge your electronics by masturbation. Yup, the dark days of cranking one out simply for pleasure/boredom are over. 

The computer scientists at Pornhub -- of course THEY have scientists -- have developed a wearable that will allow you to charge your elctronics as you violate your own body. Cool. *laughs like Butt-head. 

And the name of this ground-shaking new invention... THE WANKBAND! It's all part of their way to save the planet, one jerk session at a time. 

We truly live in an amazing time. A sex-obsessed amazing time. 

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Madonna's stage fall at the Brit Awards might have looked like an accident, but that's hardly the case. The real blame falls on Goku who was in a battle with Captain Ginyu at the time. As the video evidence shows, Madonna's tumble was all because of a Kamehameha fail. 
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