Miguel Cabrera

Detroit Tigers All-Star Miguel Cabrera was busted in February 2011 by Florida sheriff’s deputies and charged with drunk driving as well as two counts of resisting an officer without violence. The superstar first baseman was allegedly so intoxicated when confronted by St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office officers that he allegedly swigged from a bottle of scotch in front of the lawmen and refused to comply with commands telling them “Fuck you. Do you know who I am?” Cabrera, 27, was booked into the county jail and released after posting $1350 bond.

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ahh.. those crazy ***es...... oops.... i meant mexicans... damn.... uh.... germans?
“Yeah I know who you are—you’re a pampered elite dumb-ass jock strap wearing drunk that’s going to my jail!”—replied the officer.