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Mug Shot Roundup

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Mugs: May 11, 2012

NOTE: This week’s booking photo roundup can be viewed two ways:

I) Click here to page through the photos in old school TSG style. In the upper right corner of each page you’ll find a description of the criminal charge(s) leveled against the suspect.

II) To look at the booking photos in a lightbox, just click the image beneath the “View The Document” arrow at left. When you mouse over the respective photos, the charged crime(s) will appear in a small box.

MAY 11--The Floridian, 33, who kicks off this week’s mug shot roundup was arrested Wednesday for offering or engaging in lewdness. It appears that she may have lost her shirt before posing for her booking photo. As for her fellow suspects, some notes:

1) Despite appearances, the 31-year-old Arizonan on page #4 was not wearing a chef’s toque when she was booked Sunday for assault; 2) The Idaho man, 53, on page #5 was busted Wednesday for drunk driving. The make of the vehicle he was driving is unknown. Ditto as to what he posted to bail out; 3) “Big E” on page #8 (first name: Ernest) was collared Tuesday by Texas cops for evading arrest; 4) Judging by the composition of the photo on page #9, that striped shirt--and not the Floridian in it--was pinched Monday on a prostitution rap; 5) The alleged monster wearing that “Christianity is not a religion” t-shirt on page #11 was busted Tuesday on a felony injury to child charge (his 11-year-old adopted son). Among other horrors, the Texan, 50, was accused of actually pouring salt into wounds he caused; 6) The 56-year-old Michigan man on page #12 might consider loosening that oxygen tube (or “nasal cannula” for you medical professionals). He was collared Wednesday for domestic violence; and 7) The Floridian, 45, on page #14 was booked for violating probation. Which you’d never know based on her megawatt, Glamour Shots-ready smile. (15 pages)