DOCUMENT: Celebrity, Sports, Stupid

Two Mikes, One Raft

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Two Mikes, One Raft

Elian Raft eBay Auction

Hey, take your pick:

1) Here's proof that Mike Tyson's Indiana prison stint was time well spent. We don't know if Iron Mike has the original on his wall, but this certificate is suitable for framing for everyone else. (1 page)

2) Speaking of collectibles, eBay shut it down, but we had to memorialize this classic Elian offering, a hoax as inspired as this fabulous cocaine stash. (1 page)

3) Next to Christina Aguilera, Michael Bolton is our favorite crooner. That's why we love this kooky contract rider from TSG's overflowing archive.