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DNA Links Grocery Clerk To Semen Found In Yogurt Sample Eaten By Woman

Laboratory tests have confirmed that semen found in a yogurt sample consumed by a New Mexico woman matches the DNA of a grocery store employee who was suspected in the tainting case, according to police.

The results linking Anthony Garcia, 31, to the revolting January 25 incident at Albuquerque’s Sunflower Farmers Market were received today by investigators, according to Sergeant Trish Hoffman, an Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson.

Hoffman added that probers are mulling whether to file state or federal charges against Garcia in connection with the yogurt adulteration.

A January 28 search warrant authorized police to obtain blood and DNA samples from Garcia, who was arrested on unrelated charges after the incident at the market. The warrant was secured after it was determined that the yogurt sample tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva.

According to a police report, the female victim, 28, was shopping with her daughter when approached by a “pushy” Garcia, who offered her the yogurt sample. After tasting it, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

Comments (41)

She did!
How much seman has this woman sampled to specifically detect the taste so quickly in a cup yogurt?? Just asking!
Holy crap. You people must move your lips when you watch television.
He is a real sicko. I hope that he's not an illegal, because if he is....there will be no punishment.
This Anthony Garcia above is just what firearms were made for! Instead, this will be a year plus of court appearances after he initially pleads 'not guilty', gets found guilty based on proper evidence anyway, and gets off with an 18-month sentence. And 'yogurt adulteration' is an interesting PC name for this sort of activity.
Wrong! it will be an 18 month SUSPENDED sentence. Get with the propressive program dude!
Glad the cops were able to match the DNA with this guy... the alternative would have been to have this poor woman go through a "semen line-up" complete with a blind taste test...
I don't care who you are....now that's FUNNY.
beebull, the only thing scary is your ignorance. I wonder whats in your butt, could it be "adulterated yogurt"?
At least she could identify the contents!