Texas Man Is All Made Up With Nowhere To Go. But Jail.

Meet Zyah Jonas.

The 48-year-old Texan was arrested last week after he allegedly exposed himself and masturbated in front of patrons--including at least one child--at a Houston park.

At the time of the incident Jonas was reportedly wearing a blue dress, which likely set off his red lips very nicely and also made it easier for witnesses to identify him to cops.

Jonas, pictured at right in a Harris County Sheriff’s Office mug shot (click here to enlarge), was charged with sexual abuse of a child and jailed on $30,000 bond.