MUG SHOTS: Pretty Perps

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Submitted by rcmayo on Fri, 2011-05-27 14:39.
Hey, as long as one side of the mouth remains functional for insertion im cool with it.
Submitted by DonBarcus on Wed, 2011-05-18 22:27.
This perp's facial asymmetry, gentlemen*, is almost certainly due to a residual deficit in seventh cranial nerve innervation to the mimetic muscles due to prior Bell's palsy. It's a real shame, because she'd be pretty hot If her face were not all twisted up.
Submitted by DonBarcus on Wed, 2011-05-18 22:30.
*I use "gentlemen" here, perhaps wrongly assuming no female will ever read the sentence. If you are female and happen to, then I apologize- and dig your style.
Submitted by darreltyre on Tue, 2011-05-17 12:38.
Yes, I feel much better after a good cry...
Submitted by Common Tater on Sun, 2011-05-15 10:44.
Did she have a stroke? I swear, my Grammy looks just like that when she smiles - post aneurism!
Submitted by hugoagogo on Fri, 2011-05-13 15:25.
So, you thought you were leaving...huh...?
Submitted by jpasfr on Wed, 2011-05-11 12:40.
Ok, now give us your best just-been-abused smile.
Submitted by Drexl Spivey on Mon, 2011-05-09 08:16.
"In the words of Richard Nixon, I´m not a crook.....however my smile is just a little crooked".
Submitted by rcmayo on Fri, 2011-05-06 13:50.
something is lopsided. i don't have time to analyze the situation.
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