MUG SHOTS: Pretty Perps

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pay-for-sex never looked so good.
Do you want white wice or fry wice?
1. Take hand off mouse and slip under desk. 2. Rub crotch until blood drains from head. 3. Unbotton fly and fap, fap, fap...
OOOOOH LAND OF GOSHAN!!!! This little angel could make me mind and eat all my vegetables!!!
He almost fooled me.
Guess at Official Charges: Killed husband 3 months after becoming his mail-order bride.