MUG SHOTS: Hair

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REDNECK
Excuse me sir, are you hiring for employment?
Hey this is Fred 78
They dropped it from a felony to a misdemeanor because of the sheer awesomeness of his bangs.
Yes those bangs are awesome - they accentuate his ears and that manly neck.
Misdemeanor charge for a poorly kept mullet and growing a beard on his throat.