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  • August 11, 2023

    Cop Arrested After Allegedly Throwing McDonald's Cheeseburger At Wife
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    The latest McDonald’s cheeseburger attack comes from south Florida, where a cop has been accused of throwing fast food at his wife during a violent confrontation yesterday afternoon in their home.

    Investigators allege that an “irate” Andres Perez, 34, and his spouse had been arguing about “financial and infidelity issues” when the lawman “stormed into the kitchen in [his wife’s] direction throwing a McDonald’s cheeseburger at her.”

    The victim told police that Perez then struck her with a closed fist “to the right side of head behind ear” during the incident in their Miramar residence, according to an arrest report.

    Perez and the woman have been in a relationship for about eight years and have been “married for three years total and do share kids in common.” Charged with misdemeanor battery, Perez was booked into the county jail, where the above mug shot was taken.

    Perez, who bonded out of the Broward County jail today, is an officer with the Miami-Dade Police Department, which is headquartered about 25 miles south of Miramar.

    battery, cheeseburgers, Florida, Florida Man, McDonald's
  • July 25, 2023

    Man Behind Bars After Alleged Late-Night Rice Assault
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    Rice should only be thrown at newlyweds, not strangers with whom you have beef.

    A South Carolina man is behind bars after his arrest last night for striking a woman with thrown cooked rice on a Myrtle Beach street.

    Police say Jaimes Encarnacion, 31, was collared Monday evening following the late-night incident. Seen at right, Encarnacion has been charged with misdemeanor assault & battery.

    According to a police report, Encarnacion threw rice into the vehicle of a 43-year-old male witness. While it is unclear who was the intended target, the rice struck a 39-year-old South Carolina woman sitting on the passenger side.

    Cops noted that Encarnacion was holding a takeout container of rice when they arrived on scene. Additionally, “rice was also observed inside the vehicle near where the victim and witness were sitting.”

    The incident occurred on a retail strip adjacent to an ocean beach as well as a Mexican eatery and a restaurant selling sushi.

    Police cited no injuries suffered in the rice attack.

    Food Assault, Myrtle Beach, rice, South Carolina
  • July 13, 2023

    Duo Busted For Sex On The Beach (The Act, Not The Drink)
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    Meet Anastazia Cretcher and Alexander Dillman.

    Cretcher, 19, and Dillman, 26, were arrested after lifeguards reported seeing them having sex “in front of families and other beach goers” Monday afternoon in Daytona Beach, cops say.   

    One lifeguard reported that Cretcher and Dillman had “intercourse for approximately 15 minutes” near his watch tower. The other lifeguard said that he “observed the male erect penis penetration the females’s vagina,” according to an arrest affidavit.

    Cretcher and Dillman left the beach after being contacted by one of the lifeguards. The pair was busted after a sheriff’s deputy encountered them at the top of a nearby stairwell “in complete nudity.”

    While Cretcher denied having sex on the sand, she reportedly said the pair “left the beach to find somewhere more private.”

    Both Cretcher and Dillman were charged with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Volusia County jail (where they remain behind bars). Dillman was also charged with resisting arrest for allegedly refusing to get in a squad car.

    Cretcher is facing an aggravated battery count for an earlier incident Monday during which she allegedly struck a female acquaintance with a metal beach umbrella tube. The victim told cops that Cretcher--who is known as “Molly”--had “acted belligerent and exposed herself to beachgoers all day.”

    In May, Cretcher was arrested following a bloody altercation with a male friend at a Daytona Beach resort. The victim told cops that his relationship with Cretcher “has been of a sexual nature as they film adult videos together, however neither party views their relationship as dating.” The man claimed that Cretcher bit him in the groin and punched him in the head. While the bite “caused significant injury to his genitals,” the victim told police that he “did not believe it caused any permanent damage.”

    Battery and aggravated assault charges were dropped when prosecutors declined to pursue a case against Cretcher, who recently moved to Florida from her family’s Ohio home.

    Daytona Beach, Florida, indecent exposure, sex on the beach
  • June 22, 2023

    Drunk And Disorderly Florida Man Was Busted While Drinking "Florida Man" Beer, Cops Report
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    An inebriated Florida Man was drinking a can of “Florida Man” beer when arrested Tuesday night for disorderly intoxication, police report.

    Seth Thomas, 39, allegedly was “yelling at traffic while walking in the roadway in front of traffic and refusing to stop” when he was collared by sheriff’s deputies on a street in Seminole, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

    Thomas, cops say, was drinking from a can of “Florida Man” at the time of his arrest. The beer, produced by the Tampa-based Cigar City Brewing, is a Double India Pale Ale that is “brewed with a nearly criminal amount of hops and a moderate bitterness that just about matches Florida Man’s general disposition.”

    Pictured above, Thomas was arrested for disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Pinellas County jail. He was released from custody last night after posting $100 bond.

    Thomas’s rap sheet includes recent convictions for obstructing police, trespassing, possession of open alcohol, and disorderly intoxication.

    drunk, Florida, Florida Man
  • May 25, 2023

    Felony Charge For Man Who Used AirDrop To Send Naked Selfies To Strangers
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    An Oklahoma man is facing an indecent exposure charge after allegedly using AirDrop to send explicit photos of himself to employees at a real estate firm where he was applying for an apartment, court records show.

    Police say Staijeck Helm, 23, earlier this month used the AirDrop feature on his phone to transmit photos of his “private parts and of himself naked in front of a mirror,” according to a probable cause filing.

    Investigators described the alleged offense as “indecent exposure via digital means.”

    Helm, seen at right, went to a Tulsa realtor to apply for an apartment, cops say. An employee of the firm told police that they directed Helm to “sit at a computer for the application process.”

    While Helm was filling out the application, two workers received AirDrop notifications on their phones. “Curious as to what the contents were, they both accepted the AirDrop,” only to discover the naked selfies.

    Helm was arrested and booked into the county jail on the felony count. He was later released on $2000 bond and is scheduled for arraignment on June 20.

    It does not appear that Helm, who lives with his parents, got the desired apartment.

    AirDrop, indecent exposure, Oklahoma, Tulsa
  • May 23, 2023

    Cops Arrest Florida Man For Twice Striking Girlfriend In Face With A Steak
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    A Florida Man is facing a domestic battery charge for allegedly twice striking his girlfriend in the face with a steak, blows that left the victim with seasoning on her cheek, police report.

    Cops say Joshua Dummar, 32, and the 29-year-old victim were arguing Sunday night in a Pinellas Park residence when the attack occurred. At one point, the woman locked Dummar out of the home, but later let him back into the residence.

    According to an arrest affidavit, the woman was lying on the couch when Dummar “picked up a steak and smacked the victim two times on the left cheek...leaving seasoning from the steak on the victim’s cheek.”

    The battery, a sheriff’s deputy noted, was “captured on a ring camera” inside the home, which the victim has owned since 2016.

    Pictured at right, Dummar was arrested for domestic battery and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor rap. Dummar, who works as a landscaper, was released from custody yesterday afternoon on his own recognizance.

    A judge has ordered Dummar to have no contact with the victim. Dummar’s rap sheet includes convictions for DUI and possession of cocaine and marijuana.

    domestic battery, Florida, Florida Man, steak attack
  • May 10, 2023

    Protip: Considering Some Indecent Exposure? Then Make Sure To Leave Your Bluetooth Speaker At Home.
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    Here is a tip for perverts everywhere:

    If you are planning to masturbate while watching a porno on your phone while at your apartment complex’s outdoor pool, do not connect your device to a Bluetooth speaker because amplified moaning will bring unwanted attention.

    Florida police were summoned to The Palms of Clearwater development Sunday night after a witness reported seeing a man “pull his pants down” and “begin to masturbate to a pornographic video on his personal cell phone.”

    Cops identified the accused masturbator as Christopher Harris, 51, a resident of The Palms, which describes itself as a “Mediterranean Oasis” only minutes from the Clearwater beaches.

    Harris, police noted in an arrest affidavit, “also connected the video to a Bluetooth speaker and began playing the video out loud as he masturbated.” Multiple officers responding to a 911 call observed Harris pleasuring himself by the pool (seen below).

    After being read his rights, Harris reportedly admitted to “playing with himself,” adding that when he is intoxicated he does “stupid things.”

    Seen above, Harris was arrested for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor. He was released from the county jail Monday night on his own recognizance. Harris’s rap sheet includes convictions for criminal mischief and battery.

    Clearwater, Florida, Florida Man, masturbation, public indecency
  • May 04, 2023

    Poultry Crime Wave Continues As Man Is Busted For Chicken Battery On Brother
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    A Louisiana man is behind bars after allegedly clobbering his brother in the head with a frozen bag of chicken, the latest in a series of poultry-related crimes plaguing the nation.

    According to police, Tommy Bouwell, 59, battered his sibling late Tuesday evening inside a mobile home they share in West Monroe. The victim said that when he asked Bouwell about “two windows busted out of his residence,” his brother “became angry and began throwing things” at him.

    The victim said that Bouwell “grabbed a bag of frozen chicken out of the freezer and struck him in the side of the head” with the poultry. Bouwell allegedly then “continued grabbing frozen foods,” which he threw at his brother.

    The victim, who refused medical attention, requested to pursue criminal charges against Bouwell, who was busted on a misdemeanor battery count. Seen above, Bouwell is locked up in lieu of $500 bond.

    Bouwell’s rap sheet includes collars for aggravated assault, domestic abuse, disturbing the peace, and theft.

    battery, chicken, Food Assault, Louisiana
  • April 24, 2023

    Cops: Suspect Caught With Bag Of Heroin Claimed It Was Actually Chili Powder From Guatemala
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    After being caught with a bag of heroin, a drug suspect told cops that his family “sent it to him from Guatemala and that he thought it was chili powder,” according to an arrest report.

    Police say that Daniel Ascencio Barrera, 34, was pulled over Thursday evening as he drove in Clearwater, Florida. Ascencio Barrera was initially arrested for driving with a permanently revoked license.

    During a subsequent search of Ascencio Barrera’s car, cops found a “large clear bag” containing a 29.7 gram mixture that field tested positive for heroin.

    After being read his Miranda rights, Ascencio Barrera reportedly “stated that his family sent it to him from Guatemala and that he thought it was chili powder.”

    Along with the driving count, Ascencio Barrera (seen above) was charged with a narcotics trafficking rap (the combined bond for the two felonies is $55,000). Ascencio Barrera is also facing a probation violation charge related to a prior DUI conviction. Additionally, a detainer has also been lodged by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials against Ascencio Barrera, a Guatemalan native.

    chili powder, Florida, Guatemala, heroin
  • April 17, 2023

    Man Nabbed On Cocaine Rap Was Doused In Mystery Milky Substance
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    Meet Anthony Coleman-Hill.

    The 28-year-old Floridian was arrested this month for cocaine possession after police responded to a 911 call about a trespasser “acting erratic and doing drugs” outside a 7-Eleven in Orlando.

    Upon arriving at the convenience store, cops spotted Coleman-Hill “smoking what appeared to be illegal narcotics.” Coleman-Hill, who allegedly was “displaying signs of narcotics impairment,” reportedly said that he had been smoking “Molly.”

    A search of Coleman-Hill yielded a small bag of cocaine from a pants pocket, according to an arrest affidavit. Coleman-Hill was arrested on a felony drug possession charge and booked into the Orange County jail, where he remains locked up in lieu of $1000 bond.

    Coleman-Hill, police noted, was transported to the jail “without incident.” The arrest affidavit offers no insight as to why Coleman-Hill appears to have been doused in some kind of milky substance.

    cocaine, Florida, Florida Man, milky white substance
  • April 11, 2023

    Man Gives Police Worst Explanation Ever For Why He Has To Pleasure Himself In Public
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    A Florida Man charged with indecent exposure offered cops a bizarre explanation as to why he was pleasuring himself in public, according to court records.

    Officers were dispatched Sunday morning to a Speedway convenience store in Vero Beach after a 911 caller “advised there was a naked white male screaming at a white female on the side of the road.”

    Upon arriving at the scene, officers encountered Jason Roach, with whom they were already familiar. The 40-year-old Roach, cops reported, had been questioned twice the prior evening in connection with alleged masturbation incidents at an Arby’s restaurant and a Wawa convenience store.

    In both instances, Roach “stopped and went on his way,” according to a court filing. The third time, however, was not the charm.

    A witness told police that Roach (seen above) “was naked and touching himself in the motion of masturbating” while near the Speedway around 6 AM.

    When questioned about his activities, Roach reportedly said that he “was having issues with his rectum and in order to get rid of that pain he has to ejaculate.” If Roach offered anything further about his purported maladies, a cop did not include those gory details in an arrest affidavit.

    Despite that compelling explanation, Roach was arrested for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor. He was booked into the Indian River county jail, where he is being held on $50,000 bond.

    Roach, who is scheduled for a May 2 arraignment, has previously been convicted of battery; petty theft; violating a protective order; burglary; grand theft; filing false documents; and resisting police.

    Florida, Florida Man, indecent exposure, masturbation, Speedway, Vero Beach
  • April 11, 2023

    Police: Woman, 18, Busted For Beating Up Boyfriend, 65
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    Meet Destiny Simmone Morris.

    The 18-year-old is jailed on a felony charge after allegedly battering her 65-year-old boyfriend during a confrontation Sunday evening in their Florida residence.

    Police responded to the home after an unknown 911 caller reported that, “an elderly male was being beaten up.”

    According to cops, the victim said Morris “pulled his hair, punched him in the ribs and head, and threw him to the ground.” The alleged attack occurred inside the couple’s Clearwater home and in the property’s front yard, a criminal complaint reports.

    The victim, who “had an obvious laceration/abrasion to his left arm which was bleeding,” told police that he and Morris had been together for about four months and are “in an active romantic/sexual relationship.”

    Morris, seen above, reportedly made “spontaneous statements admitting to hitting the victim,” cops say.

    Charged with battery on a person aged 65 or older, Morris was booked into the county jail, where she is being held in lieu of $2500 bond. A judge has ordered Morris to have no contact with the victim. The teenager--who was convicted earlier this year of disorderly intoxication--has also been directed to stay away from the man’s home.

    battery, elder abuse, Florida, Florida Woman
  • March 20, 2023

    Man Busted For Slapping Girlfriend In Face With Slice Of Pizza, Cops Say
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    A Florida Man slapped his girlfriend in the face with a slice of pizza during an argument in their residence, according to cops who reported that the alleged crime scene was sauce splattered.

    Police were dispatched Friday afternoon to a residence in Marion County in response to a “911 hang-up.” Upon arriving at the home, officers encountered Ortelio Alfonso, 39, who said he had a “verbal altercation” with the victim, according to a probable cause affidavit.

    The woman, however, said the dispute turned violent, telling officers that Alfonso “grabbed a slice of pizza and slapped her in the left side of her face with it.” The woman said the couple had been arguing about the disciplining of their son.

    A cop noted that the woman had pizza sauce all over her shirt and the “remnants of pizza in her hair and ear area.” Additionally, the officer reported, “I observed there to be pizza sauce on the walls and the ceiling of the kitchen area which further corroborated the victim’s statement.”

    After being handcuffed and read his rights, Alfonso reportedly admitted striking the victim “with the slice of pizza in the face,” adding that he threw the pizza and “did not physically strike the victim with his hands, just with the pizza.”

    Pictured above, Alfonso was arrested on a misdemeanor battery count and booked into the county jail (from which he was released Saturday). Alfonso, who works for a landscaping firm and lives in an Ocala suburb, is scheduled for arraignment on March 29.

    battery, Florida, Florida Man, Food Assault, pizza